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Asking for a friend. .
Election officials confirm, he probably did indeed vort
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Well, it is on a rolling cart.

Well, it is on a rolling cart.
It’s biological

It’s biological
Okay, I’ll add it to my Christmas wish...

Okay, I’ll add it to my Christmas wish...
Unironically waiting for this to happen with one...

Unironically waiting for this to happen with one...
Oh sure, you believe in your “self” existing,...

Oh sure, you believe in your “self” existing,...
Mmm… pot pie sounds tasty.

Mmm… pot pie sounds tasty.
Every room is an escape room, some are...

Every room is an escape room, some are...
No, no, it’s just a chemistry mnemonic. Chemicals...

No, no, it’s just a chemistry mnemonic. Chemicals...
Asking for a friend. .

Asking for a friend. .
Election officials confirm, he probably did indeed vort

Election officials confirm, he probably did indeed vort
They sit at the bar and they look...

They sit at the bar and they look...
You spin me right round, baby, right round

You spin me right round, baby, right round
Meta-humour title

Meta-humour title
Saving this for my next sociology class

Saving this for my next sociology class
Oddly, NOT a testicular health campaign

Oddly, NOT a testicular health campaign
Luckily, that was his fetish.

Luckily, that was his fetish.
There’s actually still a local payphone near me,...

There’s actually still a local payphone near me,...
Can’t argue with that logic.

Can’t argue with that logic.
At least it wasn’t a jammy dodger…

At least it wasn’t a jammy dodger…
I think he still got his shoes wet.

I think he still got his shoes wet.
When I used to work at a bookstore,...

When I used to work at a bookstore,...
Chuckling more at “higher than pterodactyl tits” than...

Chuckling more at “higher than pterodactyl tits” than...
The Rolled of the Things

The Rolled of the Things
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Mamma mia, mamma mia, we will not legume...
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The real meme is the two girls on...
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Just get a job in a capitalist corporation!...
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We are all victims of physics.
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… and other things ending in olly
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Forever hug
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It doesn’t count if it’s plastic
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Have you considered life insurance?
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This is a key question
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I’ll park my twink here.
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I would enjoy proving that I can do...
LEAVES! MY ONE WEAKNESS!!

LEAVES! MY ONE WEAKNESS!!
They’re just on fire this season!

They’re just on fire this season!
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I gotta admit, watching this actually does relax...
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Don’t give me those eyes. You know what...
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Damn vegan ethicists, messing up my arcane magic.
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Linus needs a little bit of a treat...
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So inspirational <3
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You’d damn well better be prioritising yourself a...
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Sometimes by it’s synonym, oooh.
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Butt why though?
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Big tobacco, apparently
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In this era of fake images, we offer...
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Quite Mad, of course
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You ain’t nothin but an elkhound
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How dare you want “peace and loving”? This...
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Anyways, that’s how he became a centaur.
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My excitement is immeasurable.
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It is tradition
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That was no crappy nightmare…
And the guy in front is going slow

And the guy in front is going slow
Twice? You only take 1 nap?

Twice? You only take 1 nap?
Or what you are hitting for that matter

Or what you are hitting for that matter
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Looks like a fowl jury to me
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Me at the library
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I’d do a chain saw
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Someone to keep an eye on, preferably from...
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Just ask the Strayans
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No responsibilities 🤗
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I tried my hardest
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Huh, I had a different answer
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Watermelon but like, with a low battery.
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“When am I?”
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I really want someone to open this outside...
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Today’s the day the Teddy bears have their...
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A little bit of everything
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🐸🚍
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That’s my new name for them
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A lost art
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A Model family
Turdgers

Turdgers
📦

📦
Best to be sure

Best to be sure
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Surely you jest
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I forgot to fix my hair!
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It’s a shiny
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When you’re eleven and at the museum with...
Two alternatives …

Two alternatives …
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Wish it were true!
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Is it safe?
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Could you demonstrate what not to do?
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I say NAY to you good sir!
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Yeah, what the heck. It says what they...
Plus a heater

Plus a heater
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Yup
*Insert gif here*

*Insert gif here*
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I’m sensible.
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Ready to take over
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Plans for a Christmas-party?
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He was under her smell
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A sour experience
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It’s getting chilly….
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And pick up the sequel “How to leave...