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Johnny Alpha published “Image” 9 months, 1 week ago

Well, I never got married !! I’ve asked though :/

*Smooch noises*

*Smooch noises*
Shhhhh, he’s sleeping

Shhhhh, he’s sleeping
It’s every day with this guy

It’s every day with this guy
Next time someone asks if the Pope is...

Next time someone asks if the Pope is...
“Ha, I’m in your mom!”

“Ha, I’m in your mom!”
Fair enough.

Fair enough.
Wouldn’t work for me. I pronounce words wrong...

Wouldn’t work for me. I pronounce words wrong...
Community announcment

Community announcment
Must’ve been a very realistic dream

Must’ve been a very realistic dream
You had ONE JOB!

You had ONE JOB!
The real threat with AI is this passive-aggressiveness

The real threat with AI is this passive-aggressiveness
He should have studied echology

He should have studied echology
I’m sitting on the fence with this one

I’m sitting on the fence with this one
I’m a simple man…

I’m a simple man…
Wa La!

Wa La!
Question everything.

Question everything.
“Snuck”

“Snuck”
Sounds like you composed yourself well.

Sounds like you composed yourself well.
Not again…

Not again…
I may not know much

I may not know much
Something to complain about

Something to complain about
Naw, not enough facial hair

Naw, not enough facial hair
Gotta sing louder

Gotta sing louder
Life has it’s ups and downs

Life has it’s ups and downs
Took me another try to get it ‘right’

Took me another try to get it ‘right’
NASA is still conducting essential and exciting space...

NASA is still conducting essential and exciting space...
It’s just easier from that side

It’s just easier from that side
The Rolling Scones Bakery

The Rolling Scones Bakery
Next is Uno!

Next is Uno!
It ain’t much, but it’s honest work

It ain’t much, but it’s honest work
You may.

You may.
Terrifying.

Terrifying.
Didn’t plan for that one

Didn’t plan for that one
A solid 3 inches here!

A solid 3 inches here!
Why you gotta call me out like that?

Why you gotta call me out like that?
Eclipse (And why showing your backside is called...

Eclipse (And why showing your backside is called...
Just change Moscow to New York and it...

Just change Moscow to New York and it...
Say No More

Say No More
Oh, you snared me with that one.

Oh, you snared me with that one.
Nobody

Nobody
Trust no one

Trust no one
CALVIN!!!!!

CALVIN!!!!!
Spoiler: the dog wins

Spoiler: the dog wins
I’d have to do a double take too

I’d have to do a double take too
Tragic

Tragic
**you get your first of many

**you get your first of many
Still not enough ketchup

Still not enough ketchup
Help me!

Help me!
I’m gonna jingle very quietly and then take...

I’m gonna jingle very quietly and then take...
Tacos.

Tacos.
The zombie didn’t get brains for Christmas, but...

The zombie didn’t get brains for Christmas, but...
Just don’t get sassy with me

Just don’t get sassy with me
If Doctors spoke like Vets

If Doctors spoke like Vets
Honestly not much stranger than ordinary milk

Honestly not much stranger than ordinary milk
Make that a yogurt, in sealed package.

Make that a yogurt, in sealed package.
On the 25th day of Decemb-mas, the Shivvy...

On the 25th day of Decemb-mas, the Shivvy...
Perception is everything

Perception is everything
Froggy time 🐸

Froggy time 🐸
Job interview advice

Job interview advice
Merry Christmas From The Swannie Pack!

Merry Christmas From The Swannie Pack!
More than once a day, I think

More than once a day, I think
Don’t forget to leave a pair of shoes...

Don’t forget to leave a pair of shoes...
Shorter sentence

Shorter sentence
Finally found them!

Finally found them!
Cats are easy to give prezzies to

Cats are easy to give prezzies to
More exciting than F1

More exciting than F1
Slap on the Wrist

Slap on the Wrist
How coriander is really grown

How coriander is really grown
thanks in advance

thanks in advance
Team meetings

Team meetings
Our Charlie Brown Christmas Tree

Our Charlie Brown Christmas Tree
What a catasstrophe!

What a catasstrophe!
Sweet and sour obviously

Sweet and sour obviously
It’s not flat, we checked

It’s not flat, we checked
Have a contest to decide the lucky one

Have a contest to decide the lucky one
I almost choked on my own saliva the...

I almost choked on my own saliva the...
I didn’t know he visited this site…

I didn’t know he visited this site…
This is why you don’t invite your cats...

This is why you don’t invite your cats...
If I were a cat

If I were a cat
Happy Christmas from one weirdo to others, ;)

Happy Christmas from one weirdo to others, ;)
Yippee Ki-Yay

Yippee Ki-Yay
Cheers to the Festive Season

Cheers to the Festive Season
Get a grip on it

Get a grip on it
Let there be chaos

Let there be chaos
My wallet is

My wallet is
Merry happies to all

Merry happies to all
No wonder he’s smiling

No wonder he’s smiling
And if they were insulting each other, they’d...

And if they were insulting each other, they’d...
I might actually not hate mornings with this…

I might actually not hate mornings with this…
Santa’s a pro

Santa’s a pro
Hung me a missile toad this year.

Hung me a missile toad this year.
Comfortably Numb

Comfortably Numb
Boost

Boost
Gotta start the holidays off right

Gotta start the holidays off right
Always the dog

Always the dog
When you hire an expert

When you hire an expert
It must be winter

It must be winter
**Browsed

**Browsed
Just a reminder that this is one of...

Just a reminder that this is one of...
Or rings the doorbell…

Or rings the doorbell…

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