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Active 5 days, 10 hours ago Johnny Alpha

@johnnyalpha

Member since 2019-08-16

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Total Posts: 2,229

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Johnny Alpha published “Image” 17 days ago

*snork*
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 17 days ago

Feel sad I’m no longer on fb (no, not really!)
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 17 days ago

I’m a 6/4 mash-up …
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 17 days ago

The red shirt didn’t stand a chance.
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 17 days ago

Hmmm!?
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 17 days ago

True!
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 17 days ago

Oh Riker!
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 2 months ago

Let’s call it what it is …
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 2 months ago

First HR wanted to discuss my ‘humour’ …
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 2 months ago

Wait, is that beer?
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 2 months ago

Why not pizza?
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 2 months ago

Well I know for definite the answer is not ‘an Australian rodeo’!
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 2 months ago

LolCollective to the rescue!!
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 2 months ago

Oh dear!
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 2 months ago

There is only 1 use for it …
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 2 months ago

Haven’t seen Timmy in a while …
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 2 months ago

Oh look! I can see the Gulf of Narcissism!
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 2 months ago

Last one!
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 2 months ago

Happy Valentine’s
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No rest for the wicked!
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Well, this deserves a break!

And being really bad at staying awake

You better!

I named him Monty

I did not sea that coming

Yeee

Hey Adora…

The Screenshot

This never would have happened if you brushed...

The hyperthyroidism…

Fire in the hole, but not for long!

Fire in the hole, but not for long!

Doctor, I’m feeling quite unwell. But I think...

Quick, call a toe truck!

Rrrrnfnffgggggg…. bzert!

Is that George Oar Well??

No, Mister Bond, I expect you to die!

Got any ketchup?

Got any ketchup?

Heck, I’m immortal?

He is, however, dummy-thixxxxx-otropic.

The Bizarre Magic of Water Walkers

Perambulate it til you don’t-have-to-make-it

Missing a few layers of middle-earth-management.

It’s called Calvinball, and you wouldn’t understand, Mom.

It’s called Calvinball, and you wouldn’t understand, Mom.

They had been dreaming of this day for...

It’s Banana Day !! (or even Bunana Day...

It’s Banana Day !! (or even Bunana Day...

It’s a sign!

f3ph9pppppppgggggggggggggg\\

The final answer to the question: Boxers, or...

Well, that’s just a difference of a pinion.

As a former bus driver, I believe he...

As a former bus driver, I believe he...

Be a good neighbor, bud!

Get good scrub!

Coming soon to a theater far, far, FAR...

He has until 5pm to clean out his...

I’ll bid one million for 40% of the...

I’ll bid one million for 40% of the...

Eh, close enough

If it gets outside, is it a free-arranger?

Let me make the introductions

Quick, get our best scientists working on infinity...

May the force prosper

All right, all right, I’ll take a beer...

All right, all right, I’ll take a beer...

This looks like a good idea for when...

Also crashing into their nose

Well this idea seems like hot shit!

I’m sitting in a room of people whose...

I want one (but then I’d need to...

I want one (but then I’d need to...

I don’t know!

When Amurrica is in great distress, there comes...

I am extremely guilty of operating out of...

I am extremely guilty of operating out of...

As I get older

Greg pulling his jokes again

Ah, the misdirect

Only a 15min different between them

She’s still going!

Do I want to know why that last...

Darn, what about pizza in her purse?

I am great at speling

Break dancing

African Rapunzel

African Rapunzel

Time to go on an adventure!

For those that browse on the throne

Have a sleepy pupperino.

They went until 10:15. What rebels

His head is up in the clouds

I like how flashmobs came and went

And make sure to stare into the void

Oh hey it’s me

Make up your mind

Angus knows better

They’re playing Mario Kart Double Dash

I need this for my office shelf

I second that

Well, now I need it

Not even a little

Hospital rooms

NSFW – I was reminded of this beauty...

Or on Zoom classes

Perspective

What about meat with a lot of feet?

So sassy

The humiriation

Or deja vu

Me when I check the fridge for the...

And I will do it again

Progress!

What do you mean my password needs a...

Tell me why?

I already did it. Why again?

Also me as a child therapist

Probably not applicable here

Well, time to make it someone else’s problem

Country roads, take me home

Stares awkwardly

It’s very important

Yet again, sorry

Again, sorry

Sorry

And the bigger things

Well, this deserves a break!

And being really bad at staying awake

You better!

I named him Monty

I did not sea that coming

Yeee

Hey Adora…

The Screenshot

This never would have happened if you brushed...

The hyperthyroidism…

Fire in the hole, but not for long!

Fire in the hole, but not for long!

Doctor, I’m feeling quite unwell. But I think...

Quick, call a toe truck!

Rrrrnfnffgggggg…. bzert!

Is that George Oar Well??

No, Mister Bond, I expect you to die!

Got any ketchup?

Got any ketchup?

Heck, I’m immortal?

He is, however, dummy-thixxxxx-otropic.

The Bizarre Magic of Water Walkers

Perambulate it til you don’t-have-to-make-it

Missing a few layers of middle-earth-management.

It’s called Calvinball, and you wouldn’t understand, Mom.

It’s called Calvinball, and you wouldn’t understand, Mom.

They had been dreaming of this day for...

It’s Banana Day !! (or even Bunana Day...

It’s Banana Day !! (or even Bunana Day...

It’s a sign!

f3ph9pppppppgggggggggggggg\\

The final answer to the question: Boxers, or...

Well, that’s just a difference of a pinion.

As a former bus driver, I believe he...

As a former bus driver, I believe he...

Be a good neighbor, bud!

Get good scrub!

Coming soon to a theater far, far, FAR...

He has until 5pm to clean out his...

I’ll bid one million for 40% of the...

I’ll bid one million for 40% of the...

Eh, close enough

If it gets outside, is it a free-arranger?

Let me make the introductions

Quick, get our best scientists working on infinity...

May the force prosper

All right, all right, I’ll take a beer...

All right, all right, I’ll take a beer...

This looks like a good idea for when...

Also crashing into their nose

Well this idea seems like hot shit!

I’m sitting in a room of people whose...

I want one (but then I’d need to...

I want one (but then I’d need to...

I don’t know!

When Amurrica is in great distress, there comes...

I am extremely guilty of operating out of...

I am extremely guilty of operating out of...

As I get older

Greg pulling his jokes again

Ah, the misdirect

Only a 15min different between them

She’s still going!

Do I want to know why that last...

Darn, what about pizza in her purse?

I am great at speling

Break dancing

African Rapunzel

African Rapunzel

Time to go on an adventure!

For those that browse on the throne

Have a sleepy pupperino.

They went until 10:15. What rebels

His head is up in the clouds

I like how flashmobs came and went

And make sure to stare into the void

Oh hey it’s me

Make up your mind

Angus knows better

They’re playing Mario Kart Double Dash

I need this for my office shelf

I second that

Well, now I need it

Not even a little

Hospital rooms

NSFW – I was reminded of this beauty...

Or on Zoom classes

Perspective

What about meat with a lot of feet?

So sassy

The humiriation

Or deja vu

Me when I check the fridge for the...

And I will do it again

Progress!

What do you mean my password needs a...

Tell me why?

I already did it. Why again?

Also me as a child therapist

Probably not applicable here

Well, time to make it someone else’s problem

Country roads, take me home

Stares awkwardly

It’s very important

Yet again, sorry

Again, sorry

Sorry

And the bigger things

Well, this deserves a break!

And being really bad at staying awake

You better!

I named him Monty

I did not sea that coming

Yeee

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