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Active 1 day, 3 hours ago Johnny Alpha

@johnnyalpha

Member since 2019-08-16

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Johnny Alpha published “Image” 1 year, 7 months ago

Well that makes sense.
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 1 year, 7 months ago

Needs repeating
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 1 year, 7 months ago

Hmmm … !!
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 1 year, 7 months ago

Trigger warning
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 1 year, 7 months ago

Yes, that’s what I need, pump action washing-up liquid.
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 1 year, 7 months ago

Makes sense, nice they put a button for ponies!
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 1 year, 7 months ago

Self evident.
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 1 year, 7 months ago

This is the way.
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 1 year, 7 months ago

3 2 1
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 1 year, 7 months ago

Soo much to un-pack here, help meout!
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 1 year, 7 months ago

Truth should speak to power
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 1 year, 7 months ago

Fanny sack/bum bag – I give you the ‘beer belly’.
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 1 year, 7 months ago

TikTok gone full Frida
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 1 year, 7 months ago

Now, say after me “I recognise the Lolcollective”
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 1 year, 7 months ago

That’s a new level of achievement.
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 1 year, 7 months ago

Must be an English company, waay too polite to be Australian.
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 1 year, 7 months ago

Want to expla that?
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 1 year, 7 months ago

Meanwhile, in La Mancha …
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 1 year, 7 months ago

“May you live in interesting times” – meme or apocryphal, you know what I mean.
Johnny Alpha published “Image” 1 year, 7 months ago

Ahem!
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And don’t get us started with the cobra...

And don’t get us started with the cobra...
I found out they’re making books more interactive

I found out they’re making books more interactive
Yes. Yes you are

Yes. Yes you are
🔥🔥

🔥🔥
And, like an onion, my jokes bring tears...

And, like an onion, my jokes bring tears...
Don’t tell me what to do

Don’t tell me what to do
My newest obsession.

My newest obsession.
See?

See?
Probably needs to hire more staff

Probably needs to hire more staff
🐋🎵

🐋🎵
Typical highway reaction

Typical highway reaction
*sigh* … I suppose so

*sigh* … I suppose so
No. Even though it may seem ok….. no.

No. Even though it may seem ok….. no.
Rice is great when you wanna eat 5,000...

Rice is great when you wanna eat 5,000...
Same same but different

Same same but different
“Sizing’ one another up?

“Sizing’ one another up?
*Vrooming meow*

*Vrooming meow*
Steve?

Steve?
Putting their heads together

Putting their heads together
It’s even worse when it’s a unique name

It’s even worse when it’s a unique name
You underestimate my power!

You underestimate my power!
If this ain’t the truth

If this ain’t the truth
Don’t mess with that frog

Don’t mess with that frog
We’ve all done it

We’ve all done it
Watch out

Watch out
My daily struggle, food choices

My daily struggle, food choices
Never mind.

Never mind.
Get teased by the rainbow

Get teased by the rainbow
Rather hotter than hell, thank you

Rather hotter than hell, thank you
Taxi !!

Taxi !!
Worrying developments

Worrying developments
*Chomp* *Aaaaa*

*Chomp* *Aaaaa*
A lil bit to 4 o’clock please

A lil bit to 4 o’clock please
*Whistles*

*Whistles*
Humans will still be good for something in...

Humans will still be good for something in...
Before that, it was ruff

Before that, it was ruff
A manatee named Hugh gets a house. Yes,...

A manatee named Hugh gets a house. Yes,...
New meaning to rear admiral

New meaning to rear admiral
How sweet

How sweet
Nope

Nope
Halloween buffet finger food

Halloween buffet finger food
Grandma liked her chocolate

Grandma liked her chocolate
Comfort

Comfort
About time!

About time!
A man of many parts

A man of many parts
Just another lame marching band

Just another lame marching band
2nd degree burns

2nd degree burns
Nice

Nice
Murderous intent

Murderous intent
Just chill, Netflix.

Just chill, Netflix.
Security first

Security first
You can call me Ptim

You can call me Ptim
Punny

Punny
*bird noises*

*bird noises*
I think it’s into docking, too

I think it’s into docking, too
This paper will expand upon that previous work...

This paper will expand upon that previous work...
This video loops perfectly, too

This video loops perfectly, too
That honestly explains a lot

That honestly explains a lot
Sir, I’m pretty sure that that’s a scooby-doo...

Sir, I’m pretty sure that that’s a scooby-doo...
And Proud Of It, Baby!

And Proud Of It, Baby!
Either way, your mental health statuses are equalising

Either way, your mental health statuses are equalising
I REALLY needed to sneeze

I REALLY needed to sneeze
These two friends are at lagerheads

These two friends are at lagerheads
Oh, sure, when the bird does it, it’s...

Oh, sure, when the bird does it, it’s...
Those are some big changes

Those are some big changes
Being awake makes me tired

Being awake makes me tired
Family bucket

Family bucket
*Heavy metal music starts playing*

*Heavy metal music starts playing*
Actually

Actually
MR. BIGGLESWORTH!

MR. BIGGLESWORTH!
People in America are serious

People in America are serious
Moist definitely!

Moist definitely!
I see rex

I see rex
If the gym gives you energy, I’d say...

If the gym gives you energy, I’d say...
Hate to admit it, but that looks better...

Hate to admit it, but that looks better...
Makes sense… but does that mean all the...

Makes sense… but does that mean all the...
I double dog dare you to try it...

I double dog dare you to try it...
I choose the last one!

I choose the last one!
*Checks mirror* …. yup, bottom pic, that’s me...

*Checks mirror* …. yup, bottom pic, that’s me...
Not to brag, but my cauldron light is...

Not to brag, but my cauldron light is...
My trench between my eyebrows

My trench between my eyebrows
This is gold

This is gold
Too bad productivity tanked

Too bad productivity tanked
If not dog, why dog shaped?

If not dog, why dog shaped?
‘You did this to yourself’

‘You did this to yourself’
That Rum ‘n’ Raisin ice-cream was no joke

That Rum ‘n’ Raisin ice-cream was no joke
This wasn’t mentioned in safety class

This wasn’t mentioned in safety class
I mean, I would also walk around with...

I mean, I would also walk around with...
The funk soul brother

The funk soul brother
I think I’m in love

I think I’m in love
He’s got to protect his marmalade sandwiches from...

He’s got to protect his marmalade sandwiches from...
Installed by a brother from the gutter

Installed by a brother from the gutter
If someone showed me this, does it mean...

If someone showed me this, does it mean...
I see wheat you did there.

I see wheat you did there.
Cats just do what they want anyways

Cats just do what they want anyways
And after I’m done taking pictures

And after I’m done taking pictures
Lawless

Lawless
*Hugs*

*Hugs*
Always happens during the week

Always happens during the week
You sunset of a sea!

You sunset of a sea!

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