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I’m thinking of a number …. number 2
I have a blanket that I recieved as a christmas present in… 1996? or so? It has SO many holes in it.
Genuwine. Gennuwine. Genouwyne? Why isn’t this working??
Looks like they’ve got COVID, folks
Well, at least she can laugh at herself
Poppy, toad, mushroom. Hmmmm…..
I regret to inform you all that I am merely a minor oaf. (It’s the chair thing.) I’ll try and do more.
Do it!
Look, everyone’s allowed to show off their booty if they want.
Remember to unplug your battery if you’re working under the hood.
That and the lighting choices.
Mr. Reservoir, I presume?
Sounds like a Code Brown scenario
Next to a cul-de-sac, no doubt.
This never would have happened with Bill Nye
Oh good, this pool has a rescue guitar!
E&E??
What, no boots?
Pass the tissues and the morphine please
Joking aside, actually a great accessibility device and one of the few uses of AI I condone.
The best electrical source varies by region (not you, coal)
Exhibit A, this contract we had to sign had font too small to read!
*snork*
Oh dear!

Espelling

Espelling
I’m thinking of a number …. number 2

I’m thinking of a number …. number 2
I have a blanket that I recieved as...

I have a blanket that I recieved as...
Genuwine. Gennuwine. Genouwyne? Why isn’t this working??

Genuwine. Gennuwine. Genouwyne? Why isn’t this working??
Looks like they’ve got COVID, folks

Looks like they’ve got COVID, folks
Well, at least she can laugh at herself

Well, at least she can laugh at herself
Poppy, toad, mushroom. Hmmmm…..

Poppy, toad, mushroom. Hmmmm…..
I regret to inform you all that I...

I regret to inform you all that I...
Do it!

Do it!
Look, everyone’s allowed to show off their booty...

Look, everyone’s allowed to show off their booty...
Remember to unplug your battery if you’re working...

Remember to unplug your battery if you’re working...
That and the lighting choices.

That and the lighting choices.
Mr. Reservoir, I presume?

Mr. Reservoir, I presume?
Sounds like a Code Brown scenario

Sounds like a Code Brown scenario
Next to a cul-de-sac, no doubt.

Next to a cul-de-sac, no doubt.
This never would have happened with Bill Nye

This never would have happened with Bill Nye
Oh good, this pool has a rescue guitar!

Oh good, this pool has a rescue guitar!
E&E??

E&E??
What, no boots?

What, no boots?
Pass the tissues and the morphine please

Pass the tissues and the morphine please
Joking aside, actually a great accessibility device and...

Joking aside, actually a great accessibility device and...
The best electrical source varies by region (not...

The best electrical source varies by region (not...
Exhibit A, this contract we had to sign...

Exhibit A, this contract we had to sign...
*snork*

*snork*
Oh dear!

Oh dear!
Early days …

Early days …
Well, saved the local graffiti ‘artists’ a job.

Well, saved the local graffiti ‘artists’ a job.
I wonder if I could make a song...

I wonder if I could make a song...
Why is there a pinch of salt at...

Why is there a pinch of salt at...
If you round to the nearest whole number,...

If you round to the nearest whole number,...
Pansexual, I suppose?

Pansexual, I suppose?
….Stealing memes someone else made with chatgpt doesn’t...

….Stealing memes someone else made with chatgpt doesn’t...
You have my word that I will not...

You have my word that I will not...
As written by A. Seedise

As written by A. Seedise
Priorities

Priorities
LGBTQIAcademia

LGBTQIAcademia
And other stories

And other stories
But he doesn’t want to die

But he doesn’t want to die
Checking him over for Bugs

Checking him over for Bugs
Read the news again…

Read the news again…
Sometimes my Count counts things on me

Sometimes my Count counts things on me
Nyquil and Chill

Nyquil and Chill
Sometimes I wear intentionally mismatched colourful socks. Life...

Sometimes I wear intentionally mismatched colourful socks. Life...
I think this person is a couple salami...

I think this person is a couple salami...
As long as it’s not webp. Lolcoll doesn’t...

As long as it’s not webp. Lolcoll doesn’t...
I’m just… really busy, is all?

I’m just… really busy, is all?
March… 2005

March… 2005
If you don’t know…. don’t google it.

If you don’t know…. don’t google it.
How tanker captains get their training

How tanker captains get their training
Meanwhile, in some holiday getaway spot

Meanwhile, in some holiday getaway spot
Mmm, mm-mm-mm, mm-mm-mmmmmm, mhm-mm-mmmm-mmmm-mmmm-hmhmhmhmmmm…

Mmm, mm-mm-mm, mm-mm-mmmmmm, mhm-mm-mmmm-mmmm-mmmm-hmhmhmhmmmm…
Are you as annoyed by the fact the...

Are you as annoyed by the fact the...
Real shallow individual

Real shallow individual
I’m gonna be like this until about March....

I’m gonna be like this until about March....
And for all the folks with new years’...

And for all the folks with new years’...
That time of year again, isn’t it?

That time of year again, isn’t it?
Remind me to send him a thank you...

Remind me to send him a thank you...
I swear, I watched it for the plot!

I swear, I watched it for the plot!
I suppose I might as well eat the...

I suppose I might as well eat the...
🦝

🦝
Another Christmas wish granted!

Another Christmas wish granted!
Starting my OF now

Starting my OF now
Wait, your’s only surfaces occasionally? Mine’s every day!

Wait, your’s only surfaces occasionally? Mine’s every day!
Literally in more than 1 way

Literally in more than 1 way
The AAAA Team

The AAAA Team
Honey, the milk in the fridge has gone...

Honey, the milk in the fridge has gone...
Honey, the pest EXTERMINATOR is here

Honey, the pest EXTERMINATOR is here
My precious

My precious
Or honest lol

Or honest lol
Batman understands me!

Batman understands me!
If you know, you know.

If you know, you know.
It’s mayonnaise

It’s mayonnaise
Yes, it is weird because I don’t feel...

Yes, it is weird because I don’t feel...
It’s the worst

It’s the worst
I think they are with the Lizard Spock.

I think they are with the Lizard Spock.
I need this card now

I need this card now
One at a time, or by the sack...

One at a time, or by the sack...
In the next box are two cats

In the next box are two cats
…But that’s not my dog

…But that’s not my dog
For those of you in the Northern Hemisphere...

For those of you in the Northern Hemisphere...
What a fowl joke

What a fowl joke
With the Canada Post strike over, they’ve had...

With the Canada Post strike over, they’ve had...
You cannoli imagine what’s in my head.

You cannoli imagine what’s in my head.
Our sweet little marriage ceremony.

Our sweet little marriage ceremony.
Divisive issue

Divisive issue
That’s just rude

That’s just rude
Oh, ok

Oh, ok
Alicia took them.

Alicia took them.
Not another Astrology joke… *sigh*

Not another Astrology joke… *sigh*
Astrologers now

Astrologers now
I just woke up, that aint happening

I just woke up, that aint happening
My crumbs would fall straight to the floor

My crumbs would fall straight to the floor
And so many knives

And so many knives
Convulsively so, I’d presume.

Convulsively so, I’d presume.
I can’t judge.

I can’t judge.
Dice… The bane of my existence…

Dice… The bane of my existence…
All dreams have meanings. My dreams:

All dreams have meanings. My dreams:
I know better now

I know better now
Not sad to see it go. . ....

Not sad to see it go. . ....
What a dick

What a dick