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Looks like someone took it a bit too seriously
This is true
*Fwips hair*
I do what I want
That took a moment
Not Murray!
I saw it in that movie “Thoracic Park”
*Confused clone noises*
🙂
That would make my morning though
Too much work
I’m glad I only dogsat a smaller dog lol
I just can’t
The taco bell
Not enough RGB
Or the pantry
It’s never the same
Now they just need a real computer mouse
I’m pround of me
Any day now I’ll start the list
The pain is usually in my posterior
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Pi Day
It’s always at the very bottom!

Smooth

Smooth
Looks like someone took it a bit too...

Looks like someone took it a bit too...
This is true

This is true
*Fwips hair*

*Fwips hair*
I do what I want

I do what I want
That took a moment

That took a moment
Not Murray!

Not Murray!
I saw it in that movie “Thoracic Park”

I saw it in that movie “Thoracic Park”
*Confused clone noises*

*Confused clone noises*
🙂

🙂
That would make my morning though

That would make my morning though
Too much work

Too much work
I’m glad I only dogsat a smaller dog...

I’m glad I only dogsat a smaller dog...
I just can’t

I just can’t
The taco bell

The taco bell
Not enough RGB

Not enough RGB
Or the pantry

Or the pantry
It’s never the same

It’s never the same
Now they just need a real computer mouse

Now they just need a real computer mouse
I’m pround of me

I’m pround of me
Any day now I’ll start the list

Any day now I’ll start the list
The pain is usually in my posterior

The pain is usually in my posterior
How rude

How rude
Pi Day

Pi Day
It’s always at the very bottom!

It’s always at the very bottom!
D

D
I just squint and make a wish

I just squint and make a wish
A picture can say a 1000 words

A picture can say a 1000 words
That’s why the tomato blushed.

That’s why the tomato blushed.
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Just don’t stay very shlong
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Can’t be seen if there’s no one to...
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Reminds me, I need to add a trellis...
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Well… now it is.
What a pioneer

What a pioneer
Pug life

Pug life
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What a sticky situation
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Not around here. There’s always at least one...
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I prefer vinegar sticks
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We’re milking this for all it’s worth
I need this for after all you can...

I need this for after all you can...
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Doesn’t have the same ring to it.
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You gotta look into each others eyes for...
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It is now. Welcome to adulting…..
Is the villain’s name Hades?

Is the villain’s name Hades?
They should circle back to it

They should circle back to it
You weren’t supposed to do that, you heathens!

You weren’t supposed to do that, you heathens!
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*Sneak increased*
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They definitely knew what they were doing here…
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😐
Good luck to the next guy

Good luck to the next guy
I’m positive I don’t want to get out...

I’m positive I don’t want to get out...
Somebody call all the ambulances

Somebody call all the ambulances
Indeed

Indeed
Always close, but never right

Always close, but never right
And wearing a coat

And wearing a coat
I COULD just set this to auto-upload every...

I COULD just set this to auto-upload every...
Cold blooded

Cold blooded
Must be a Monday morning.

Must be a Monday morning.
Bless them for taking on that burden

Bless them for taking on that burden
Pffft, just means I need more practice first

Pffft, just means I need more practice first
I beg your finest of pardons?

I beg your finest of pardons?
I don’t know, you tell me

I don’t know, you tell me
😘

😘
**We

**We
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An introvert’s best friend
I just couldn’t……

I just couldn’t……
Is it still a party size if I...

Is it still a party size if I...
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It’s that time of the year again
Smells like love

Smells like love
*Fwip*

*Fwip*
They’ll climb anything…

They’ll climb anything…
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Shhhhhhhh
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The trick is to just not wear pants
That’s future someone’s problem

That’s future someone’s problem
Run, Forest! Run!

Run, Forest! Run!
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I’ve seen a lot of signs of these...
I love how the dogs are like.. it’s...

I love how the dogs are like.. it’s...
believe

believe
And then some of them just fart fire

And then some of them just fart fire
Just don’t crank it

Just don’t crank it
It’s the little things

It’s the little things
🤦

🤦
While real dinosaurs are basically unemployed

While real dinosaurs are basically unemployed
You know what they say about big feet…

You know what they say about big feet…
Amen

Amen
✨ Princess time ✨

✨ Princess time ✨
It’s one way to start the morning

It’s one way to start the morning
Free space ride?

Free space ride?
An elusive bug is just an undocumented feature

An elusive bug is just an undocumented feature
How rude

How rude
Thank gawd

Thank gawd
The trick is to use someone else’s face

The trick is to use someone else’s face
This one is very fresh

This one is very fresh
Sounds quick

Sounds quick
A spicy breakfast

A spicy breakfast
Or just get an XL size

Or just get an XL size
Any resemblance with current politics is purely accidental

Any resemblance with current politics is purely accidental
What is this saucery?

What is this saucery?