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The Internet has ruined me

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Ah, I forgot Beyonce got paid to play piano 😜
That couch position brought me bad fortune!
Wise words
Eclectic
Hop to it
Better get them a better Christmas present
I’m definitely forgetting something
It’s always too accurate
An accurate depiction of me every morning.
I prefer ‘Bear, with me!’
Now that’s a bargain bucket!
With mustache.
The Adam rule
And it works good.
Ah, such innocence, such optimism
This is giving me the cold sweats
Here’s a bit of a challenge to take your mind of things
Hurry up!
No wonder they have so many ruffled feathers.
Rebel with a porpoise.
I learned to read for this?
Just translocate
That dog looks weird
He almost centered it.
Hmmm! Decisions, decisions …

Ah, I forgot Beyonce got paid to play...

Ah, I forgot Beyonce got paid to play...
That couch position brought me bad fortune!

That couch position brought me bad fortune!
Wise words

Wise words
Eclectic

Eclectic
Hop to it

Hop to it
Better get them a better Christmas present

Better get them a better Christmas present
I’m definitely forgetting something

I’m definitely forgetting something
It’s always too accurate

It’s always too accurate
An accurate depiction of me every morning.

An accurate depiction of me every morning.
I prefer ‘Bear, with me!’

I prefer ‘Bear, with me!’
Now that’s a bargain bucket!

Now that’s a bargain bucket!
With mustache.

With mustache.
The Adam rule

The Adam rule
And it works good.

And it works good.
Ah, such innocence, such optimism

Ah, such innocence, such optimism
This is giving me the cold sweats

This is giving me the cold sweats
Here’s a bit of a challenge to take...

Here’s a bit of a challenge to take...
Hurry up!

Hurry up!
No wonder they have so many ruffled feathers.

No wonder they have so many ruffled feathers.
Rebel with a porpoise.

Rebel with a porpoise.
I learned to read for this?

I learned to read for this?
Just translocate

Just translocate
That dog looks weird

That dog looks weird
He almost centered it.

He almost centered it.
Hmmm! Decisions, decisions …

Hmmm! Decisions, decisions …
Nothing’s new, only re-invented.

Nothing’s new, only re-invented.
Epecially when their mansions burn.

Epecially when their mansions burn.
A helping hand

A helping hand
Hold my beer … !

Hold my beer … !
Looks like the squirrel is having a bad...

Looks like the squirrel is having a bad...
Well, I guess….

Well, I guess….
It do be like that sometimes

It do be like that sometimes
Chickens of Australia

Chickens of Australia
Yup, those are sailors alright.

Yup, those are sailors alright.
Fun fact: the different kinds of tired are...

Fun fact: the different kinds of tired are...
Making me talk on the phone is the...

Making me talk on the phone is the...
Making money from your skills

Making money from your skills
Stick with it, it’ll take a few readings...

Stick with it, it’ll take a few readings...
Warning – NSFW – language. Otherwise, Happy Australia...

Warning – NSFW – language. Otherwise, Happy Australia...
I surprise myself sometimes

I surprise myself sometimes
Takes me at least an hour on a...

Takes me at least an hour on a...
Hands up all of you who have done...

Hands up all of you who have done...
If we’re going to have crime we might...

If we’re going to have crime we might...
And prone to accidents

And prone to accidents
Me every Saturday

Me every Saturday
That rings a bell

That rings a bell
Sounds like my kind of job…

Sounds like my kind of job…
These boots are made for stomping

These boots are made for stomping
Potato is love.

Potato is love.
If anxiety was a brand…

If anxiety was a brand…
Not without some shredded cheese on it.

Not without some shredded cheese on it.
Impossible

Impossible
Help it cross to the sunny-side!

Help it cross to the sunny-side!
I hear they spared no expense

I hear they spared no expense
Anyone know if this is a good app?

Anyone know if this is a good app?
Wait, did he just pop a smurf?

Wait, did he just pop a smurf?
Should’ve ducking said so earlier

Should’ve ducking said so earlier
1 for you, 1 for me…

1 for you, 1 for me…
What up, Doc?

What up, Doc?
I do too!

I do too!
Do you accept returns?

Do you accept returns?
What a crappy way to go

What a crappy way to go
The envy of the woods

The envy of the woods
And having to find what I want in...

And having to find what I want in...
Video game logic

Video game logic
Death! By Snu Snu…

Death! By Snu Snu…
Blame whoever made pizza and ice cream so...

Blame whoever made pizza and ice cream so...
Surprise!

Surprise!
🤩

🤩
Keep ’em humble.

Keep ’em humble.
I would’ve hired you for that too

I would’ve hired you for that too
How ironic, man

How ironic, man
Had a few friends who bit it

Had a few friends who bit it
What a talented horse

What a talented horse
I misjudged how long a microsecond was

I misjudged how long a microsecond was
If I can’t, I won’t.

If I can’t, I won’t.
This is true! I met one last week...

This is true! I met one last week...
I hear they struggled putting the casket lid...

I hear they struggled putting the casket lid...
He looks so happy 😊

He looks so happy 😊
Well, I will. But I judge everyone

Well, I will. But I judge everyone
Gosh, that would have been hard to do...

Gosh, that would have been hard to do...
Brotherly love

Brotherly love
A sound investment

A sound investment
Or someone’s laugh just makes things funnier

Or someone’s laugh just makes things funnier
Look, I don’t know what we’ll need this...

Look, I don’t know what we’ll need this...
I don’t need glasses either

I don’t need glasses either
They said I didn’t need to be that...

They said I didn’t need to be that...
Bewahren!

Bewahren!
Hey, they made an anime about me??

Hey, they made an anime about me??
So that you can be milliliterate

So that you can be milliliterate
Predictably Australian.

Predictably Australian.
Oh dear!

Oh dear!
Je suis d’accord!!

Je suis d’accord!!
Forget about ‘Die Hard’ …

Forget about ‘Die Hard’ …
I give this an ᗆ+

I give this an ᗆ+
Striking!

Striking!
I mean, you can see it coming a...

I mean, you can see it coming a...
Surprised it’s not rule 34.

Surprised it’s not rule 34.
My life, summarised in a sticker.

My life, summarised in a sticker.
No, that’s clearly pepperoni

No, that’s clearly pepperoni