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Uhm, yes
I vant to know vhy these pieces of chalk cost seven dollars!!
Error 14: there was an error in generating an error
Possibly best watched with empty mouth
I bet that hertz
Look, at least have some taco bell or something
Could be worse, the author could be Greek.
I am not so jullible!
Aww, crap
Gotta hand it to them, it’s an eye catching box.
A well parked car
Lacking a bit of self knowledge he is
It’s GOOD for you! Eat it.
We don’t let Derek near planes anymore
I had two in my fifties – I’m gonna see a century, lol.
*Stare*
My SO needs one of these
That’s worth it’s weight in gold
✨✨✨
Recent political choices seem to make a lot more sense knowing people such as this have a vote too
Self help, intriguing concept, i wonder how that works
Oh. Yeah…
Ctrl+X
* facepalm *
What’s that Chinese curse? “May you live in interesting times.”

Uhm, yes

Uhm, yes
I vant to know vhy these pieces of...

I vant to know vhy these pieces of...
Error 14: there was an error in generating...

Error 14: there was an error in generating...
Possibly best watched with empty mouth

Possibly best watched with empty mouth
I bet that hertz

I bet that hertz
Look, at least have some taco bell or...

Look, at least have some taco bell or...
Could be worse, the author could be Greek.

Could be worse, the author could be Greek.
I am not so jullible!

I am not so jullible!
Aww, crap

Aww, crap
Gotta hand it to them, it’s an eye...

Gotta hand it to them, it’s an eye...
A well parked car

A well parked car
Lacking a bit of self knowledge he is

Lacking a bit of self knowledge he is
It’s GOOD for you! Eat it.

It’s GOOD for you! Eat it.
We don’t let Derek near planes anymore

We don’t let Derek near planes anymore
I had two in my fifties – I’m...

I had two in my fifties – I’m...
*Stare*

*Stare*
My SO needs one of these

My SO needs one of these
That’s worth it’s weight in gold

That’s worth it’s weight in gold
✨✨✨

✨✨✨
Recent political choices seem to make a lot...

Recent political choices seem to make a lot...
Self help, intriguing concept, i wonder how that...

Self help, intriguing concept, i wonder how that...
Oh. Yeah…

Oh. Yeah…
Ctrl+X

Ctrl+X
* facepalm *

* facepalm *
What’s that Chinese curse? “May you live in...

What’s that Chinese curse? “May you live in...
I miss the Dirty Daughters … :/

I miss the Dirty Daughters … :/
And it was a Baja blast

And it was a Baja blast
I would want to try them all too

I would want to try them all too
That is in fact the proper manner. I...

That is in fact the proper manner. I...
“Say when.”

“Say when.”
I once lived in apartment 404. No one...

I once lived in apartment 404. No one...
Poor fellow

Poor fellow
It’s not often that getting news of worms...

It’s not often that getting news of worms...
The covers were far, far away

The covers were far, far away
It is quite difficult to improve by trial...

It is quite difficult to improve by trial...
WORST cask wine I have ever drunk!!

WORST cask wine I have ever drunk!!
Good to know

Good to know
I knew it was going to be bad...

I knew it was going to be bad...
🙂

🙂
Now that’s how you pass some time

Now that’s how you pass some time
It’s beautiful

It’s beautiful
Wait, that’s not a cookie! That’s cake!

Wait, that’s not a cookie! That’s cake!
Don’t panic, it was deliberate

Don’t panic, it was deliberate
It wasn’t a lively conversation

It wasn’t a lively conversation
I’m not

I’m not
Seems perfect to me

Seems perfect to me
Fair enough

Fair enough
Worth it

Worth it
Never skip lego day

Never skip lego day
Steep hill

Steep hill
So! Here’s to the Romulans, localised entirely around...

So! Here’s to the Romulans, localised entirely around...
Keeps me awake at night wondering why

Keeps me awake at night wondering why
Looks like they have a Danish office, too

Looks like they have a Danish office, too
No piercings to mount those ‘rings

No piercings to mount those ‘rings
Oh right uh, you can have this rock....

Oh right uh, you can have this rock....
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy...

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy...
Everyone on kijiji and stuff, I swear

Everyone on kijiji and stuff, I swear
Apologies to Paul Simon

Apologies to Paul Simon
Hey! Get your s#!tbox out of the fast...

Hey! Get your s#!tbox out of the fast...
I guess he’s pansexual

I guess he’s pansexual
Not amused.

Not amused.
Am I too late?

Am I too late?
Looks about right …

Looks about right …
Ah! US elections again …

Ah! US elections again …
Perfect, album cover found!

Perfect, album cover found!
Oh, that’s a good kibby!

Oh, that’s a good kibby!
Yes of course I came up with this...

Yes of course I came up with this...
WHEEE!!!

WHEEE!!!
Gain??

Gain??
Aren’t we all

Aren’t we all
Karmadillo

Karmadillo
Administrivia

Administrivia
And the ouch-tear goes to…

And the ouch-tear goes to…
You’re telling me a me fried this rice??

You’re telling me a me fried this rice??
Chase your bliss like a persistance predator, just...

Chase your bliss like a persistance predator, just...
Crappybara

Crappybara
Three, sir!

Three, sir!
I… guess???

I… guess???
Storytelling by setting

Storytelling by setting
It’s the important one, too, the one you...

It’s the important one, too, the one you...
Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween!
Ghostly goatse?

Ghostly goatse?
I can’t beat that title. Just pretend I...

I can’t beat that title. Just pretend I...
I must away and tend to my ravens

I must away and tend to my ravens
He brings me potions in bed!

He brings me potions in bed!
This is some Hocus Pocus movie stunt thing

This is some Hocus Pocus movie stunt thing
Yeah, I could kind of tell

Yeah, I could kind of tell
Ruh roh

Ruh roh
And that’s why there are no Aardvaarks in...

And that’s why there are no Aardvaarks in...
Prove me wrong

Prove me wrong
It’s the law . . .

It’s the law . . .
Good to know

Good to know
That’s why my thoughts and prayers never worked?

That’s why my thoughts and prayers never worked?
Archaeologists have discovered a long-lost volume. “The Life...

Archaeologists have discovered a long-lost volume. “The Life...
And everything has that strange musty smell

And everything has that strange musty smell
Who’s that pokemon?!? It’s AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Who’s that pokemon?!? It’s AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
“Batman Shampoo” .. Marketing opportunity missed for “Conditioner...

“Batman Shampoo” .. Marketing opportunity missed for “Conditioner...
Pay attention!

Pay attention!
Abraham Inkin’

Abraham Inkin’
You weren’t quick enough

You weren’t quick enough