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I have a nervous system….

by BlackSwan 1 year ago1 year ago

I'm lying to myself and I'm lying to my laptop.

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The hyperthyroidism…
Fire in the hole, but not for long!
Doctor, I’m feeling quite unwell. But I think I know what might perk me up.
Quick, call a toe truck!
Rrrrnfnffgggggg…. bzert!
Is that George Oar Well??
No, Mister Bond, I expect you to die!
Got any ketchup?
Heck, I’m immortal?
He is, however, dummy-thixxxxx-otropic.
The Bizarre Magic of Water Walkers
Perambulate it til you don’t-have-to-make-it
Missing a few layers of middle-earth-management.
It’s called Calvinball, and you wouldn’t understand, Mom.
They had been dreaming of this day for years
It’s Banana Day !! (or even Bunana Day – lol)
It’s a sign!
f3ph9pppppppgggggggggggggg\\
The final answer to the question: Boxers, or briefs?
Well, that’s just a difference of a pinion.
As a former bus driver, I believe he said that the Tool and Die line has too many penguins eating lunch
Be a good neighbor, bud!
Get good scrub!
Coming soon to a theater far, far, FAR away from you
He has until 5pm to clean out his belfry

I named him Monty

I did not sea that coming

Yeee

I prefer ketchup

Calculator is working

Great for entertainment

The hyperthyroidism…

Fire in the hole, but not for long!

Fire in the hole, but not for long!

Doctor, I’m feeling quite unwell. But I think...

Quick, call a toe truck!

Rrrrnfnffgggggg…. bzert!

Is that George Oar Well??

No, Mister Bond, I expect you to die!

Got any ketchup?

Got any ketchup?

Heck, I’m immortal?

He is, however, dummy-thixxxxx-otropic.

The Bizarre Magic of Water Walkers

Perambulate it til you don’t-have-to-make-it

Missing a few layers of middle-earth-management.

It’s called Calvinball, and you wouldn’t understand, Mom.

It’s called Calvinball, and you wouldn’t understand, Mom.

They had been dreaming of this day for...

It’s Banana Day !! (or even Bunana Day...

It’s Banana Day !! (or even Bunana Day...

It’s a sign!

f3ph9pppppppgggggggggggggg\\

The final answer to the question: Boxers, or...

Well, that’s just a difference of a pinion.

As a former bus driver, I believe he...

As a former bus driver, I believe he...

Be a good neighbor, bud!

Get good scrub!

Coming soon to a theater far, far, FAR...

He has until 5pm to clean out his...

I’ll bid one million for 40% of the...

I’ll bid one million for 40% of the...

Eh, close enough

If it gets outside, is it a free-arranger?

Let me make the introductions

Quick, get our best scientists working on infinity...

May the force prosper

All right, all right, I’ll take a beer...

All right, all right, I’ll take a beer...

This looks like a good idea for when...

Also crashing into their nose

Well this idea seems like hot shit!

I’m sitting in a room of people whose...

I want one (but then I’d need to...

I want one (but then I’d need to...

I don’t know!

When Amurrica is in great distress, there comes...

I am extremely guilty of operating out of...

I am extremely guilty of operating out of...

As I get older

Greg pulling his jokes again

Ah, the misdirect

Only a 15min different between them

She’s still going!

Do I want to know why that last...

Darn, what about pizza in her purse?

I am great at speling

Break dancing

African Rapunzel

African Rapunzel

Time to go on an adventure!

For those that browse on the throne

Have a sleepy pupperino.

They went until 10:15. What rebels

His head is up in the clouds

I like how flashmobs came and went

And make sure to stare into the void

Oh hey it’s me

Make up your mind

Angus knows better

They’re playing Mario Kart Double Dash

I need this for my office shelf

I second that

Well, now I need it

Not even a little

Hospital rooms

NSFW – I was reminded of this beauty...

Or on Zoom classes

Perspective

What about meat with a lot of feet?

So sassy

The humiriation

Or deja vu

Me when I check the fridge for the...

And I will do it again

Progress!

What do you mean my password needs a...

Tell me why?

I already did it. Why again?

Also me as a child therapist

Probably not applicable here

Well, time to make it someone else’s problem

Country roads, take me home

Stares awkwardly

It’s very important

Yet again, sorry

Again, sorry

Sorry

And the bigger things

Well, this deserves a break!

And being really bad at staying awake

You better!

I named him Monty

I did not sea that coming

Yeee

I prefer ketchup

Calculator is working

Great for entertainment

The hyperthyroidism…

Fire in the hole, but not for long!

Fire in the hole, but not for long!

Doctor, I’m feeling quite unwell. But I think...

Quick, call a toe truck!

Rrrrnfnffgggggg…. bzert!

Is that George Oar Well??

No, Mister Bond, I expect you to die!

Got any ketchup?

Got any ketchup?

Heck, I’m immortal?

He is, however, dummy-thixxxxx-otropic.

The Bizarre Magic of Water Walkers

Perambulate it til you don’t-have-to-make-it

Missing a few layers of middle-earth-management.

It’s called Calvinball, and you wouldn’t understand, Mom.

It’s called Calvinball, and you wouldn’t understand, Mom.

They had been dreaming of this day for...

It’s Banana Day !! (or even Bunana Day...

It’s Banana Day !! (or even Bunana Day...

It’s a sign!

f3ph9pppppppgggggggggggggg\\

The final answer to the question: Boxers, or...

Well, that’s just a difference of a pinion.

As a former bus driver, I believe he...

As a former bus driver, I believe he...

Be a good neighbor, bud!

Get good scrub!

Coming soon to a theater far, far, FAR...

He has until 5pm to clean out his...

I’ll bid one million for 40% of the...

I’ll bid one million for 40% of the...

Eh, close enough

If it gets outside, is it a free-arranger?

Let me make the introductions

Quick, get our best scientists working on infinity...

May the force prosper

All right, all right, I’ll take a beer...

All right, all right, I’ll take a beer...

This looks like a good idea for when...

Also crashing into their nose

Well this idea seems like hot shit!

I’m sitting in a room of people whose...

I want one (but then I’d need to...

I want one (but then I’d need to...

I don’t know!

When Amurrica is in great distress, there comes...

I am extremely guilty of operating out of...

I am extremely guilty of operating out of...

As I get older

Greg pulling his jokes again

Ah, the misdirect

Only a 15min different between them

She’s still going!

Do I want to know why that last...

Darn, what about pizza in her purse?

I am great at speling

Break dancing

African Rapunzel

African Rapunzel

Time to go on an adventure!

For those that browse on the throne

Have a sleepy pupperino.

They went until 10:15. What rebels

His head is up in the clouds

I like how flashmobs came and went

And make sure to stare into the void

Oh hey it’s me

Make up your mind

Angus knows better

They’re playing Mario Kart Double Dash

I need this for my office shelf

I second that

Well, now I need it

Not even a little

Hospital rooms

NSFW – I was reminded of this beauty...

Or on Zoom classes

Perspective

What about meat with a lot of feet?

So sassy

The humiriation

Or deja vu

Me when I check the fridge for the...

And I will do it again

Progress!

What do you mean my password needs a...

Tell me why?

I already did it. Why again?

Also me as a child therapist

Probably not applicable here

Well, time to make it someone else’s problem

Country roads, take me home

Stares awkwardly

It’s very important

Yet again, sorry

Again, sorry

Sorry

And the bigger things

Well, this deserves a break!

And being really bad at staying awake

You better!

I named him Monty

I did not sea that coming

Yeee

I prefer ketchup

Calculator is working

Great for entertainment

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