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What are you gonna fight, my knees?
I heard cats invented humans to open cans.
Ka-chow
If it’s tasty, it’s food. If it’s not, it’s medicine.
This is me on the second day at my new job.
I know a Julius!
The Misadventures of Hero & Nutmeg
Who has time to do that every day?
Overly complex
You know what it is …
What about the one that did the job all by themself? Single Handed Lee
Just right
Could be chewing gum as well…
Goodness gracious
*Snaps fingers*
But I grew up in a middle class family
Should be more construction
That’s the last time she follows him outdoors without checking the temperature first
Well that took a turn for the worst. Be careful what and how you wish
Bro watched a little too much Looney Tunes.
Copy that
Thank goodness for clarification
This’ll put the spring back in your steps
Now, that ain’t workin’
People chose this?

What are you gonna fight, my knees?

What are you gonna fight, my knees?
I heard cats invented humans to open cans.

I heard cats invented humans to open cans.
Ka-chow

Ka-chow
If it’s tasty, it’s food. If it’s not,...

If it’s tasty, it’s food. If it’s not,...
This is me on the second day at...

This is me on the second day at...
I know a Julius!

I know a Julius!
The Misadventures of Hero & Nutmeg

The Misadventures of Hero & Nutmeg
Who has time to do that every day?

Who has time to do that every day?
Overly complex

Overly complex
You know what it is …

You know what it is …
What about the one that did the job...

What about the one that did the job...
Just right

Just right
Could be chewing gum as well…

Could be chewing gum as well…
Goodness gracious

Goodness gracious
*Snaps fingers*

*Snaps fingers*
But I grew up in a middle class...

But I grew up in a middle class...
Should be more construction

Should be more construction
That’s the last time she follows him outdoors...

That’s the last time she follows him outdoors...
Well that took a turn for the worst....

Well that took a turn for the worst....
Bro watched a little too much Looney Tunes.

Bro watched a little too much Looney Tunes.
Copy that

Copy that
Thank goodness for clarification

Thank goodness for clarification
This’ll put the spring back in your steps

This’ll put the spring back in your steps
Now, that ain’t workin’

Now, that ain’t workin’
People chose this?

People chose this?
Mr. T Rex

Mr. T Rex
Um, that’s his shirt

Um, that’s his shirt
Sayx what?

Sayx what?
I’m ahead of the trend

I’m ahead of the trend
All flavours at once

All flavours at once
What about the glowstick swordsman?

What about the glowstick swordsman?
I just say “G’day”

I just say “G’day”
It was justified

It was justified
And don’t get us started with the cobra...

And don’t get us started with the cobra...
I found out they’re making books more interactive

I found out they’re making books more interactive
Yes. Yes you are

Yes. Yes you are
🔥🔥

🔥🔥
And, like an onion, my jokes bring tears...

And, like an onion, my jokes bring tears...
Don’t tell me what to do

Don’t tell me what to do
My newest obsession.

My newest obsession.
See?

See?
Probably needs to hire more staff

Probably needs to hire more staff
🐋🎵

🐋🎵
Typical highway reaction

Typical highway reaction
*sigh* … I suppose so

*sigh* … I suppose so
No. Even though it may seem ok….. no.

No. Even though it may seem ok….. no.
Rice is great when you wanna eat 5,000...

Rice is great when you wanna eat 5,000...
Same same but different

Same same but different
“Sizing’ one another up?

“Sizing’ one another up?
*Vrooming meow*

*Vrooming meow*
Steve?

Steve?
Putting their heads together

Putting their heads together
It’s even worse when it’s a unique name

It’s even worse when it’s a unique name
You underestimate my power!

You underestimate my power!
If this ain’t the truth

If this ain’t the truth
Don’t mess with that frog

Don’t mess with that frog
We’ve all done it

We’ve all done it
Watch out

Watch out
My daily struggle, food choices

My daily struggle, food choices
Never mind.

Never mind.
Get teased by the rainbow

Get teased by the rainbow
Rather hotter than hell, thank you

Rather hotter than hell, thank you
Taxi !!

Taxi !!
Worrying developments

Worrying developments
*Chomp* *Aaaaa*

*Chomp* *Aaaaa*
A lil bit to 4 o’clock please

A lil bit to 4 o’clock please
*Whistles*

*Whistles*
Humans will still be good for something in...

Humans will still be good for something in...
Before that, it was ruff

Before that, it was ruff
A manatee named Hugh gets a house. Yes,...

A manatee named Hugh gets a house. Yes,...
New meaning to rear admiral

New meaning to rear admiral
How sweet

How sweet
Nope

Nope
Halloween buffet finger food

Halloween buffet finger food
Grandma liked her chocolate

Grandma liked her chocolate
Comfort

Comfort
About time!

About time!
A man of many parts

A man of many parts
Just another lame marching band

Just another lame marching band
2nd degree burns

2nd degree burns
Nice

Nice
Murderous intent

Murderous intent
Just chill, Netflix.

Just chill, Netflix.
Security first

Security first
You can call me Ptim

You can call me Ptim
Punny

Punny
*bird noises*

*bird noises*
I think it’s into docking, too

I think it’s into docking, too
This paper will expand upon that previous work...

This paper will expand upon that previous work...
This video loops perfectly, too

This video loops perfectly, too
That honestly explains a lot

That honestly explains a lot
Sir, I’m pretty sure that that’s a scooby-doo...

Sir, I’m pretty sure that that’s a scooby-doo...
And Proud Of It, Baby!

And Proud Of It, Baby!
Either way, your mental health statuses are equalising

Either way, your mental health statuses are equalising
I REALLY needed to sneeze

I REALLY needed to sneeze
These two friends are at lagerheads

These two friends are at lagerheads
Oh, sure, when the bird does it, it’s...

Oh, sure, when the bird does it, it’s...
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Those are some big changes
Being awake makes me tired

Being awake makes me tired
Family bucket

Family bucket