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🙂
Now that’s how you pass some time
It’s beautiful
Wait, that’s not a cookie! That’s cake!
Don’t panic, it was deliberate
It wasn’t a lively conversation
I’m not
Seems perfect to me
Fair enough
Worth it
Never skip lego day
Steep hill
So! Here’s to the Romulans, localised entirely around Bajor!
Keeps me awake at night wondering why
Looks like they have a Danish office, too
No piercings to mount those ‘rings
Oh right uh, you can have this rock. It’s kinda cool. Hmmmmm…..
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
Everyone on kijiji and stuff, I swear
Apologies to Paul Simon
Hey! Get your s#!tbox out of the fast lane!
I guess he’s pansexual
Not amused.
Am I too late?

I knew it was going to be bad...

I knew it was going to be bad...
🙂

🙂
Now that’s how you pass some time

Now that’s how you pass some time
It’s beautiful

It’s beautiful
Wait, that’s not a cookie! That’s cake!

Wait, that’s not a cookie! That’s cake!
Don’t panic, it was deliberate

Don’t panic, it was deliberate
It wasn’t a lively conversation

It wasn’t a lively conversation
I’m not

I’m not
Seems perfect to me

Seems perfect to me
Fair enough

Fair enough
Worth it

Worth it
Never skip lego day

Never skip lego day
Steep hill

Steep hill
So! Here’s to the Romulans, localised entirely around...

So! Here’s to the Romulans, localised entirely around...
Keeps me awake at night wondering why

Keeps me awake at night wondering why
Looks like they have a Danish office, too

Looks like they have a Danish office, too
No piercings to mount those ‘rings

No piercings to mount those ‘rings
Oh right uh, you can have this rock....

Oh right uh, you can have this rock....
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy...

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy...
Everyone on kijiji and stuff, I swear

Everyone on kijiji and stuff, I swear
Apologies to Paul Simon

Apologies to Paul Simon
Hey! Get your s#!tbox out of the fast...

Hey! Get your s#!tbox out of the fast...
I guess he’s pansexual

I guess he’s pansexual
Not amused.

Not amused.
Am I too late?

Am I too late?
Looks about right …

Looks about right …
Ah! US elections again …

Ah! US elections again …
Perfect, album cover found!

Perfect, album cover found!
Oh, that’s a good kibby!

Oh, that’s a good kibby!
Yes of course I came up with this...

Yes of course I came up with this...
WHEEE!!!

WHEEE!!!
Gain??

Gain??
Aren’t we all

Aren’t we all
Karmadillo

Karmadillo
Administrivia

Administrivia
And the ouch-tear goes to…

And the ouch-tear goes to…
You’re telling me a me fried this rice??

You’re telling me a me fried this rice??
Chase your bliss like a persistance predator, just...

Chase your bliss like a persistance predator, just...
Crappybara

Crappybara
Three, sir!

Three, sir!
I… guess???

I… guess???
Storytelling by setting

Storytelling by setting
It’s the important one, too, the one you...

It’s the important one, too, the one you...
Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween!
Ghostly goatse?

Ghostly goatse?
I can’t beat that title. Just pretend I...

I can’t beat that title. Just pretend I...
I must away and tend to my ravens

I must away and tend to my ravens
He brings me potions in bed!

He brings me potions in bed!
This is some Hocus Pocus movie stunt thing

This is some Hocus Pocus movie stunt thing
Yeah, I could kind of tell

Yeah, I could kind of tell
Ruh roh

Ruh roh
And that’s why there are no Aardvaarks in...

And that’s why there are no Aardvaarks in...
Prove me wrong

Prove me wrong
It’s the law . . .

It’s the law . . .
Good to know

Good to know
That’s why my thoughts and prayers never worked?

That’s why my thoughts and prayers never worked?
Archaeologists have discovered a long-lost volume. “The Life...

Archaeologists have discovered a long-lost volume. “The Life...
And everything has that strange musty smell

And everything has that strange musty smell
Who’s that pokemon?!? It’s AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Who’s that pokemon?!? It’s AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
“Batman Shampoo” .. Marketing opportunity missed for “Conditioner...

“Batman Shampoo” .. Marketing opportunity missed for “Conditioner...
Pay attention!

Pay attention!
Abraham Inkin’

Abraham Inkin’
You weren’t quick enough

You weren’t quick enough
They were very settled in the area

They were very settled in the area
USUALLY both!

USUALLY both!
I also know a “Lidl Willy”

I also know a “Lidl Willy”
Halp

Halp
I don’t usually just post a link to...

I don’t usually just post a link to...
🦞🔪

🦞🔪
Do you also have pickled eggs?

Do you also have pickled eggs?
Rip

Rip
What are you gonna fight, my knees?

What are you gonna fight, my knees?
I heard cats invented humans to open cans.

I heard cats invented humans to open cans.
Ka-chow

Ka-chow
If it’s tasty, it’s food. If it’s not,...

If it’s tasty, it’s food. If it’s not,...
This is me on the second day at...

This is me on the second day at...
I know a Julius!

I know a Julius!
The Misadventures of Hero & Nutmeg

The Misadventures of Hero & Nutmeg
Who has time to do that every day?

Who has time to do that every day?
Overly complex

Overly complex
You know what it is …

You know what it is …
What about the one that did the job...

What about the one that did the job...
Just right

Just right
Could be chewing gum as well…

Could be chewing gum as well…
Goodness gracious

Goodness gracious
*Snaps fingers*

*Snaps fingers*
But I grew up in a middle class...

But I grew up in a middle class...
Should be more construction

Should be more construction
That’s the last time she follows him outdoors...

That’s the last time she follows him outdoors...
Well that took a turn for the worst....

Well that took a turn for the worst....
Bro watched a little too much Looney Tunes.

Bro watched a little too much Looney Tunes.
Copy that

Copy that
Thank goodness for clarification

Thank goodness for clarification
This’ll put the spring back in your steps

This’ll put the spring back in your steps
Now, that ain’t workin’

Now, that ain’t workin’
People chose this?

People chose this?
Mr. T Rex

Mr. T Rex
Um, that’s his shirt

Um, that’s his shirt
Sayx what?

Sayx what?
I’m ahead of the trend

I’m ahead of the trend