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🙂
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It’s beautiful
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Don’t panic, it was deliberate

Don’t panic, it was deliberate
It wasn’t a lively conversation

It wasn’t a lively conversation
I’m not

I’m not
Seems perfect to me

Seems perfect to me
Fair enough

Fair enough
Worth it

Worth it
Never skip lego day

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Steep hill

Steep hill
So! Here’s to the Romulans, localised entirely around...

So! Here’s to the Romulans, localised entirely around...
Keeps me awake at night wondering why

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Looks like they have a Danish office, too

Looks like they have a Danish office, too
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No piercings to mount those ‘rings
Oh right uh, you can have this rock....

Oh right uh, you can have this rock....
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Apologies to Paul Simon

Apologies to Paul Simon
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Hey! Get your s#!tbox out of the fast...
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I guess he’s pansexual
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Am I too late?
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Looks about right …
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Ah! US elections again …
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Perfect, album cover found!
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It’s the law . . .
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Good to know
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That’s why my thoughts and prayers never worked?
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Abraham Inkin’
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USUALLY both!
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Do you also have pickled eggs?
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What are you gonna fight, my knees?
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I heard cats invented humans to open cans.
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You know what it is …
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What about the one that did the job...
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Just right
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Goodness gracious
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*Snaps fingers*
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Now, that ain’t workin’
People chose this?

People chose this?
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Mr. T Rex
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