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Me everytime someone asks me to mind my language
Or fortune cookies
Retail work…
You won’t believe what happened when I turned on this Lava Lamp!
Oh look! I got the natural bristles
Wimdy!
Run.
It will be earth shattering
Now she’s got a place for all her shoes
I’m so doggon tired
Hur hur
And those look more like adult sized bites…
Literally
Don’t be a Richard
100 IQ
You had me at 10.
Don’t even bring that thought around me.
There would be nothing but random screenshots and memes
Just start a new one!
Tooo beee faair
Another satisfied client.
Nom, nom, nom…
True that
Who’s the villain now..?
RIP anyone within my vicinity

Me everytime someone asks me to mind my...

Me everytime someone asks me to mind my...
Or fortune cookies

Or fortune cookies
Retail work…

Retail work…
You won’t believe what happened when I turned...

You won’t believe what happened when I turned...
Oh look! I got the natural bristles

Oh look! I got the natural bristles
Wimdy!

Wimdy!
Run.

Run.
It will be earth shattering

It will be earth shattering
Now she’s got a place for all her...

Now she’s got a place for all her...
I’m so doggon tired

I’m so doggon tired
Hur hur

Hur hur
And those look more like adult sized bites…

And those look more like adult sized bites…
Literally

Literally
Don’t be a Richard

Don’t be a Richard
100 IQ

100 IQ
You had me at 10.

You had me at 10.
Don’t even bring that thought around me.

Don’t even bring that thought around me.
There would be nothing but random screenshots and...

There would be nothing but random screenshots and...
Just start a new one!

Just start a new one!
Tooo beee faair

Tooo beee faair
Another satisfied client.

Another satisfied client.
Nom, nom, nom…

Nom, nom, nom…
True that

True that
Who’s the villain now..?

Who’s the villain now..?
RIP anyone within my vicinity

RIP anyone within my vicinity
Indiana Jones makes an unexpected find

Indiana Jones makes an unexpected find
Classic Steven

Classic Steven
Calvinian Rhapsody

Calvinian Rhapsody
I reserve the right to bear arms, arm...

I reserve the right to bear arms, arm...
It’s easier that way

It’s easier that way
Though, some people still don’t notice

Though, some people still don’t notice
Can.. can you do that somewhere else?

Can.. can you do that somewhere else?
This is fine

This is fine
People are no fun

People are no fun
Classic Chad move

Classic Chad move
I need to register a honey badger

I need to register a honey badger
Wrong horse Gandalf. That’s his brother, Shadowfacts.

Wrong horse Gandalf. That’s his brother, Shadowfacts.
They grow up so fast

They grow up so fast
This makes me feel very Zapp Brannigan

This makes me feel very Zapp Brannigan
It’s hereditary

It’s hereditary
Arrest that man!

Arrest that man!
Must be his lucky pants!

Must be his lucky pants!
“Do I get anything?”

“Do I get anything?”
That’s why you need a cover letter

That’s why you need a cover letter
In Canada we call that Larsonitis

In Canada we call that Larsonitis
I got the grippie socks!

I got the grippie socks!
I really hope her name is Michelle

I really hope her name is Michelle
With a name like Molotov, I can do...

With a name like Molotov, I can do...
Winter is coming

Winter is coming
So close!

So close!
*Grabs popcorn*

*Grabs popcorn*
Cousin of McCreempye

Cousin of McCreempye
Just don’t think too hard

Just don’t think too hard
I mean, the obvious answer is when Windu...

I mean, the obvious answer is when Windu...
Look who finally got their truthiness upgrade

Look who finally got their truthiness upgrade
Holiday season coming up (It’s not too early...

Holiday season coming up (It’s not too early...
Or Pumpkin Spice?

Or Pumpkin Spice?
Not a Xmas post… it’s too early for...

Not a Xmas post… it’s too early for...
I’m glad I work from home and don’t...

I’m glad I work from home and don’t...
Give him time…

Give him time…
That’s cool.

That’s cool.
A crock Mister?

A crock Mister?
Probably woulda been funnier if I’d posted it...

Probably woulda been funnier if I’d posted it...
British museum?

British museum?
I wonder if they can hop higher

I wonder if they can hop higher
I can’t even…

I can’t even…
T-shirt

T-shirt
Bruh

Bruh
Try, angle.

Try, angle.
Anyways, I’m still keeping it

Anyways, I’m still keeping it
Pour the extra water out when you’re done,...

Pour the extra water out when you’re done,...
Just don’t sneeze while installing it

Just don’t sneeze while installing it
This is a brilliant party game, I can’t...

This is a brilliant party game, I can’t...
Ah’m lookin for the critter that bit my...

Ah’m lookin for the critter that bit my...
As an ex-medic, medics love dark humour too....

As an ex-medic, medics love dark humour too....
I’d cough too.

I’d cough too.
I May remember that

I May remember that
Actually, I use printscreen a fair amount. Gotta...

Actually, I use printscreen a fair amount. Gotta...
“Try bleeping the locking mechanism again, I can’t...

“Try bleeping the locking mechanism again, I can’t...
I mean, if it’s mooning us, isn’t the...

I mean, if it’s mooning us, isn’t the...
Oh baby, now open your mouthpiece

Oh baby, now open your mouthpiece
The strip is the black thing on the...

The strip is the black thing on the...
Bungalow – English single storey dwelling

Bungalow – English single storey dwelling
Ah, so that is what’s happening with me

Ah, so that is what’s happening with me
Dedicated to the truck drivers on the site

Dedicated to the truck drivers on the site
The Black Pearl only has three sails

The Black Pearl only has three sails
LIFE GOALS

LIFE GOALS
Witty title

Witty title
As long as you’re not allergic. Then it...

As long as you’re not allergic. Then it...
The world, I swear…

The world, I swear…
Especially if you forget you’re cooking dino-shaped nuggets

Especially if you forget you’re cooking dino-shaped nuggets
I have never been so proud to be...

I have never been so proud to be...
Alas, this labour is in vein

Alas, this labour is in vein
Some employees are quite different

Some employees are quite different
Put the one corner in the other corner....

Put the one corner in the other corner....
Just give it a little polish to make...

Just give it a little polish to make...
Do you need a hand?

Do you need a hand?
The male is holding the lever

The male is holding the lever
These wrinkles ‘ll iron right out, right?

These wrinkles ‘ll iron right out, right?
Why do we even have that lever?!

Why do we even have that lever?!