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But he doesn’t want to die

But he doesn’t want to die
Checking him over for Bugs

Checking him over for Bugs
Read the news again…

Read the news again…
Sometimes my Count counts things on me

Sometimes my Count counts things on me
Nyquil and Chill

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Sometimes I wear intentionally mismatched colourful socks. Life...

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I think this person is a couple salami...

I think this person is a couple salami...
As long as it’s not webp. Lolcoll doesn’t...

As long as it’s not webp. Lolcoll doesn’t...
I’m just… really busy, is all?

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March… 2005
If you don’t know…. don’t google it.

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Meanwhile, in some holiday getaway spot

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