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Just don’t stay very shlong
Can’t be seen if there’s no one to see you.
Reminds me, I need to add a trellis to my spring shopping list.
Well… now it is.
What a pioneer
Pug life
What a sticky situation
Not around here. There’s always at least one up at any time of the day…
I prefer vinegar sticks
Huge plans
Keeeep watching
We’re milking this for all it’s worth
I need this for after all you can eat sushi
Doesn’t have the same ring to it.
You gotta look into each others eyes for this
It is now. Welcome to adulting…..
Is the villain’s name Hades?
They should circle back to it
You weren’t supposed to do that, you heathens!
*Sneak increased*
They definitely knew what they were doing here…
😐
Good luck to the next guy
I’m positive I don’t want to get out of my warm bed
Somebody call all the ambulances

Just don’t stay very shlong

Just don’t stay very shlong
Can’t be seen if there’s no one to...

Can’t be seen if there’s no one to...
Reminds me, I need to add a trellis...

Reminds me, I need to add a trellis...
Well… now it is.

Well… now it is.
What a pioneer

What a pioneer
Pug life

Pug life
What a sticky situation

What a sticky situation
Not around here. There’s always at least one...

Not around here. There’s always at least one...
I prefer vinegar sticks

I prefer vinegar sticks
Huge plans

Huge plans
Keeeep watching

Keeeep watching
We’re milking this for all it’s worth

We’re milking this for all it’s worth
I need this for after all you can...

I need this for after all you can...
Doesn’t have the same ring to it.

Doesn’t have the same ring to it.
You gotta look into each others eyes for...

You gotta look into each others eyes for...
It is now. Welcome to adulting…..

It is now. Welcome to adulting…..
Is the villain’s name Hades?

Is the villain’s name Hades?
They should circle back to it

They should circle back to it
You weren’t supposed to do that, you heathens!

You weren’t supposed to do that, you heathens!
*Sneak increased*

*Sneak increased*
They definitely knew what they were doing here…

They definitely knew what they were doing here…
😐

😐
Good luck to the next guy

Good luck to the next guy
I’m positive I don’t want to get out...

I’m positive I don’t want to get out...
Somebody call all the ambulances

Somebody call all the ambulances
Indeed

Indeed
Always close, but never right

Always close, but never right
And wearing a coat

And wearing a coat
I COULD just set this to auto-upload every...

I COULD just set this to auto-upload every...
Cold blooded

Cold blooded
Must be a Monday morning.

Must be a Monday morning.
Bless them for taking on that burden

Bless them for taking on that burden
Pffft, just means I need more practice first

Pffft, just means I need more practice first
I beg your finest of pardons?

I beg your finest of pardons?
I don’t know, you tell me

I don’t know, you tell me
😘

😘
**We

**We
An introvert’s best friend

An introvert’s best friend
I just couldn’t……

I just couldn’t……
Is it still a party size if I...

Is it still a party size if I...
It’s that time of the year again

It’s that time of the year again
Smells like love

Smells like love
*Fwip*

*Fwip*
They’ll climb anything…

They’ll climb anything…
Shhhhhhhh

Shhhhhhhh
The trick is to just not wear pants

The trick is to just not wear pants
That’s future someone’s problem

That’s future someone’s problem
Run, Forest! Run!

Run, Forest! Run!
I’ve seen a lot of signs of these...

I’ve seen a lot of signs of these...
I love how the dogs are like.. it’s...

I love how the dogs are like.. it’s...
believe

believe
And then some of them just fart fire

And then some of them just fart fire
Just don’t crank it

Just don’t crank it
It’s the little things

It’s the little things
🤦

🤦
While real dinosaurs are basically unemployed

While real dinosaurs are basically unemployed
You know what they say about big feet…

You know what they say about big feet…
Amen

Amen
✨ Princess time ✨

✨ Princess time ✨
It’s one way to start the morning

It’s one way to start the morning
Free space ride?

Free space ride?
An elusive bug is just an undocumented feature

An elusive bug is just an undocumented feature
How rude

How rude
Thank gawd

Thank gawd
The trick is to use someone else’s face

The trick is to use someone else’s face
This one is very fresh

This one is very fresh
Sounds quick

Sounds quick
A spicy breakfast

A spicy breakfast
Or just get an XL size

Or just get an XL size
Any resemblance with current politics is purely accidental

Any resemblance with current politics is purely accidental
What is this saucery?

What is this saucery?
Good luck with the cleanup after

Good luck with the cleanup after
Bombastic side eye

Bombastic side eye
Oh, there it goes

Oh, there it goes
These jail packages just aren’t getting easier

These jail packages just aren’t getting easier
*Groan*

*Groan*
Let me cook!

Let me cook!
Only gets worse as I age

Only gets worse as I age
110% or even 120% some days

110% or even 120% some days
I use a snooze button on my old...

I use a snooze button on my old...
I don’t want no foot

I don’t want no foot
A shame, really

A shame, really
fwubbafwubbafwubba

fwubbafwubbafwubba
Is that a threat or promise?

Is that a threat or promise?
I put in the work

I put in the work
Holy water

Holy water
This kid is going places. Maybe not college,...

This kid is going places. Maybe not college,...
My milkshakes bring all the toilets to the...

My milkshakes bring all the toilets to the...
Just brought a few

Just brought a few
All I see is a video game level

All I see is a video game level
Sometimes you just gotta go with the flow

Sometimes you just gotta go with the flow
Kids these days!

Kids these days!
He’s a regular

He’s a regular
He went off on a tangent

He went off on a tangent
Peak performance

Peak performance
You saved me with that edit there

You saved me with that edit there
Bumblebee Stungaface

Bumblebee Stungaface
It doesn’t get more punk than this

It doesn’t get more punk than this
I need this

I need this
Those answers did not let me down.

Those answers did not let me down.