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Well, I guess….
It do be like that sometimes
Chickens of Australia
Yup, those are sailors alright.
Fun fact: the different kinds of tired are stackable
Making me talk on the phone is the best way to drive me away lol
Making money from your skills
Stick with it, it’ll take a few readings to get it …
Warning – NSFW – language. Otherwise, Happy Australia Day cu….. y’all… lol
I surprise myself sometimes
Takes me at least an hour on a good day
Hands up all of you who have done this
If we’re going to have crime we might as well organize it properly
And prone to accidents
Me every Saturday
That rings a bell
Sounds like my kind of job…
These boots are made for stomping
Potato is love.
If anxiety was a brand…
Not without some shredded cheese on it.
Impossible
Help it cross to the sunny-side!
I hear they spared no expense
Anyone know if this is a good app?

Well, I guess….

Well, I guess….
It do be like that sometimes

It do be like that sometimes
Chickens of Australia

Chickens of Australia
Yup, those are sailors alright.

Yup, those are sailors alright.
Fun fact: the different kinds of tired are...

Fun fact: the different kinds of tired are...
Making me talk on the phone is the...

Making me talk on the phone is the...
Making money from your skills

Making money from your skills
Stick with it, it’ll take a few readings...

Stick with it, it’ll take a few readings...
Warning – NSFW – language. Otherwise, Happy Australia...

Warning – NSFW – language. Otherwise, Happy Australia...
I surprise myself sometimes

I surprise myself sometimes
Takes me at least an hour on a...

Takes me at least an hour on a...
Hands up all of you who have done...

Hands up all of you who have done...
If we’re going to have crime we might...

If we’re going to have crime we might...
And prone to accidents

And prone to accidents
Me every Saturday

Me every Saturday
That rings a bell

That rings a bell
Sounds like my kind of job…

Sounds like my kind of job…
These boots are made for stomping

These boots are made for stomping
Potato is love.

Potato is love.
If anxiety was a brand…

If anxiety was a brand…
Not without some shredded cheese on it.

Not without some shredded cheese on it.
Impossible

Impossible
Help it cross to the sunny-side!

Help it cross to the sunny-side!
I hear they spared no expense

I hear they spared no expense
Anyone know if this is a good app?

Anyone know if this is a good app?
Wait, did he just pop a smurf?

Wait, did he just pop a smurf?
Should’ve ducking said so earlier

Should’ve ducking said so earlier
1 for you, 1 for me…

1 for you, 1 for me…
What up, Doc?

What up, Doc?
I do too!

I do too!
Do you accept returns?

Do you accept returns?
What a crappy way to go

What a crappy way to go
The envy of the woods

The envy of the woods
And having to find what I want in...

And having to find what I want in...
Video game logic

Video game logic
Death! By Snu Snu…

Death! By Snu Snu…
Blame whoever made pizza and ice cream so...

Blame whoever made pizza and ice cream so...
Surprise!

Surprise!
🤩

🤩
Keep ’em humble.

Keep ’em humble.
I would’ve hired you for that too

I would’ve hired you for that too
How ironic, man

How ironic, man
Had a few friends who bit it

Had a few friends who bit it
What a talented horse

What a talented horse
I misjudged how long a microsecond was

I misjudged how long a microsecond was
If I can’t, I won’t.

If I can’t, I won’t.
This is true! I met one last week...

This is true! I met one last week...
I hear they struggled putting the casket lid...

I hear they struggled putting the casket lid...
He looks so happy 😊

He looks so happy 😊
Well, I will. But I judge everyone

Well, I will. But I judge everyone
Gosh, that would have been hard to do...

Gosh, that would have been hard to do...
Brotherly love

Brotherly love
A sound investment

A sound investment
Or someone’s laugh just makes things funnier

Or someone’s laugh just makes things funnier
Look, I don’t know what we’ll need this...

Look, I don’t know what we’ll need this...
I don’t need glasses either

I don’t need glasses either
They said I didn’t need to be that...

They said I didn’t need to be that...
Bewahren!

Bewahren!
Hey, they made an anime about me??

Hey, they made an anime about me??
So that you can be milliliterate

So that you can be milliliterate
Predictably Australian.

Predictably Australian.
Oh dear!

Oh dear!
Je suis d’accord!!

Je suis d’accord!!
Forget about ‘Die Hard’ …

Forget about ‘Die Hard’ …
I give this an ᗆ+

I give this an ᗆ+
Striking!

Striking!
I mean, you can see it coming a...

I mean, you can see it coming a...
Surprised it’s not rule 34.

Surprised it’s not rule 34.
My life, summarised in a sticker.

My life, summarised in a sticker.
No, that’s clearly pepperoni

No, that’s clearly pepperoni
I would have pointed out the computer, myself.

I would have pointed out the computer, myself.
And his squire, Hutch.

And his squire, Hutch.
Oh, they don’t mean like, cretaceous, jurassic, etc…...

Oh, they don’t mean like, cretaceous, jurassic, etc…...
It’s in the can

It’s in the can
Oh, how I would love for the treating...

Oh, how I would love for the treating...
Oblivion is re-releasing this year!

Oblivion is re-releasing this year!
Be sure to wipe your mud flaps, if...

Be sure to wipe your mud flaps, if...
Followed by penne for your THOTs

Followed by penne for your THOTs
Quite sure it would work

Quite sure it would work
And then he answered in private messages…

And then he answered in private messages…
Brownflush

Brownflush
I dunno, Worf got his ass kicked by...

I dunno, Worf got his ass kicked by...
It’s definitely a cut above.

It’s definitely a cut above.
Mt Everest

Mt Everest
Apparently Baby Gronk is some football kid? I...

Apparently Baby Gronk is some football kid? I...
Firefighters will arrive in 4-5 months

Firefighters will arrive in 4-5 months
Help!!!! Please!!!

Help!!!! Please!!!
I think Zoom has this feature too, for...

I think Zoom has this feature too, for...
He shoots! HE SCORES!

He shoots! HE SCORES!
Worth bringing back

Worth bringing back
Just a demi-tasse

Just a demi-tasse
Technically correct (the best kind of correct).

Technically correct (the best kind of correct).
So that’s where it is.

So that’s where it is.
No sir, I did not pursue, she followed...

No sir, I did not pursue, she followed...
Maybe if you’re okay with it, I can...

Maybe if you’re okay with it, I can...
[Warning: loud sound effects] Weirdest advent calendar, but...

[Warning: loud sound effects] Weirdest advent calendar, but...
So, same as everyone else, yea?

So, same as everyone else, yea?
ACKSHUALLY that’s the Enterprise-A *athsmatic noises*

ACKSHUALLY that’s the Enterprise-A *athsmatic noises*
Everything is edible except for “mystic moments”…. what...

Everything is edible except for “mystic moments”…. what...
Here to kick quacks and chew soggy bread....

Here to kick quacks and chew soggy bread....